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May
19

Got Any Good Attorney Jokes

Question by Lady_S: Got any good attorney jokes???
I’m applying to law school right now, and I’ve wanted to be an attorney since I was 11 years old. I know attorneys have their stereotypes…”talkative, money-grubbing, sleazy, liars”, but I’m willing to join in the laughs.

Tell me some good attorney jokes!

Best answer:

Answer by Christopher H G
How go you know a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start..

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Add your own answer in the comments!

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May
19

Got Any Good Attorney Jokes

Attorney Jokes
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Question by Lady_S: Got any good attorney jokes???
I’m applying to law school right now, and I’ve wanted to be an attorney since I was 11 years old. I know attorneys have their stereotypes…”talkative, money-grubbing, sleazy, liars”, but I’m willing to join in the laughs.

Tell me some good attorney jokes!

Best answer:

Answer by Christopher H G
How go you know a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start..

.

What do you think? Answer below!

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May
18

A Living lawyer Joke

A Living Lawyer Joke
By AL LEWIS I used to think this was just another lawyer joke. But now we are watching the classics of this genre come to life in the spectacular meltdown of New York law firm Dewey & Leboeuf. "Size, in and of itself, gives you greater flexibility in
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Trayvon Martin Case: George Zimmerman Made Racist Remarks At Work (LISTEN)
Within a collection of evidence officially released by the State Attorney's Office on Thursday, was an audio recording of a 15-minute interview with George Zimmerman's former co-worker. During the interview, the man, whose name was not given,
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Column: Post-Columbine Library Bombing Joke Turns Serious
One day, she left an unsigned note in my computer file joking about bombing the library because of those silly rules. She didn't take it as a joke. Principal Mike Williams did not immediately call the cops, the bomb squad or the county attorney.
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May
18

Transaction Coordinator San Jose

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Listing Agent – Boston

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Clever Lawyer On Duty Sign (Female)
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Loony Laws and Loopy Lawyers: Funny Laws and Lawyer Jokes
Here is a collection of daffy laws and crazed lawyer jokes for your amusement. This wonderful humor collection is a great addition…
Some Lawyers are People Too!
The finest collection of jokes and stories about the world’s greatest profession: Lawyers. With page after page of sidesplitting t…

May
15

Mary Cheh Lampoons Ken Cuccinelli

Mary Cheh lampoons Ken Cuccinelli in joke memo
(Tracy A. Woodward – The Washington Post) You'll recall that DC Council member Mary M. Cheh (D-Ward 3) some months ago got into a confrontation of sorts with Virginia Attorney General Ken T. Cuccinelli II (R) over the scope and implications of her
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Bronx judge gives craigslist pimp the max
Lucas – who acted as his own lawyer, cracked jokes and loudly interrupted Tallmer – blasted the case as "a bunch of lies." But the judge didn't buy his antics. "You are as despicable a human being as I have ever come across," she said sternly.
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May
13

Got Any Good Attorney Jokes

Question by Lady_S: Got any good attorney jokes???
I’m applying to law school right now, and I’ve wanted to be an attorney since I was 11 years old. I know attorneys have their stereotypes…”talkative, money-grubbing, sleazy, liars”, but I’m willing to join in the laughs.

Tell me some good attorney jokes!

Best answer:

Answer by Christopher H G
How go you know a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start..

.

What do you think? Answer below!

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May
05

Jim Sokolove The Sokolove

Attorney Jim Sokolove explains the difference between Sokolove Law and other Personal Injury Firms.
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City Attorney Mick Cabral was caught on microphone joking with the City Manager about needing a taser to deal with resident Dan Romero on June 22, 2010.

May
02

Judge Declares Support Of Private


Denver, CO (PRWEB) April 24, 2012

Many legal professionals back government programs like pre-trial release as a substitute for private bail agents, but recently one former prosecutor and defense attorney declared his support for the bail industry. At the 2012 Professional Bail Agents of the United States (PBUS) Conference, the Honorable Judge John McBain spoke to attending agents about why he is an advocate of private bail, delivering some harsh criticism to legal entities that are not. During the conference, McBain sat down with AboutBail.com, a network of trusted bail agents, to discuss his views on pre-trial release, fugitive recovery and states that do not allow private bail.

?[The bail industry] gets no love,? he proclaimed, ?no real love from several critical stakeholders in the criminal justice system. Both the American Bar Association (ABA) and the National District of Attorneys and members of both professions have been vocal in their criticism of the bail bond business.? McBain pointed out that defense attorneys dislike private bail as the cost of bail translates to less money for a attorney fees, and noted that for any criticism the American Bar Association makes about private bail fees, they put little to no focus on the handsome and sometimes outrageous amount of attorney fees. He also noted for the record that as a former prosecutor and criminal defense attorney he?s worked both sides of the system.

McBain was quick to jump in with a declaration of support. ?I want you to know that the National Judges Association is not one of your critics,? he assured. ?In fact, we overwhelmingly support and understand the critical role that commercial bond agents play in the administration of our justice system.? Unsurprisingly, the statement garnered an overwhelming applause.

Later in his speech and as he sat down with AboutBail.com, McBain delved into industry issues to explain his support for private bail. With the trend of risk-assessment programs continuing to rise, so has the popularity of pre-trial release programs and personal recognizance (PR) bonds. ?What a joke [personal recognizance] bonds are,? McBain said with a shaking head, ?the criminal defendant show up when they want, no one tries to enforce them when they default, the cops don?t make meaningful efforts to pick up those individuals as a matter of high priority, and there are thousands of them pending in most jurisdictions.?

McBain noted the importance of efficient fugitive recovery in the justice process, describing a defendant out on bail as having a string that can be pulled back by the bondsman if he or she jumps bail. ?The few skips I get are usually reeled in by their bail agent very quickly,? he said, noting that skips on PR bonds are usually at large for years, which can have a detrimental effect on a court case. ?Criminal files are not like fine wines,? the judge examines, ?they don?t get better with age. And the more quickly you can process a case, the better result you?re going to get.? McBain outlines the importance of fugitive recovery, saying that justice is not served when a defendant skips on a bond and is not immediately recovered. ?Justice delayed is almost always justice denied,? he said, ?especially for crime victims.?

Washington D.C., Illinois, Kentucky, Massachusetts, Maine, Nebraska, Oregon, Wisconsin and Philadelphia do not allow private bail agents to operate, requiring applicants to go through the court. ?It?s really interesting,? McBain noted during his interview, ?the states that have abolished commercial for profit bonding have some of the most backlogged dockets, and now for the first time you?re even hearing prosecutors from Oregon, Wisconsin, Illinois and some of those states say, ?You know, I think we made a mistake.? In closing, McBain concluded that he wouldn?t be surprised to see many of those states change their position on private bail.

As a legal professional that has spent much of his career in the inner workings of the justice system, McBain assures that he has always been and will continue to be a strong supporter of private bail. In closing his interview with AboutBail.com, McBain said of government programs restricting and replacing bail bonds, ?I hate to see the government take over something that a commercial industry already does well, and cost-effectively with no taxpayer money involved.?

About AboutBail:

AboutBail.com, a subsidiary of Lawgical, is a nationwide directory of bail bond agents, criminal lawyers, investigators, immigration bondsmen and more. AboutBail.com?s comprehensive database of bail agents, and legal professionals provides users with instant access to the help they need.

AboutBail.com was created by the same founders of the PInow.com, a worldwide directory of Private Investigators, and ServeNow.com a directory of Professional Process Servers.

Contact:

Kimberly Faber

AboutBail.com

2854 Larimer Street

Denver, CO 80205

(866) 411-2245







May
01

Transaction Coordinator Denver

Transaction Coordinator- Denver

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All for one, 1 for all: you rally for the team, pitching in wherever you’re needed

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Night of Gospel Laughs

Produced annually by the Global Christian Event Network , In its 3rd year, NOGL is an ethical comedy show hosted every year in NY and facilitated as a response to the need of a typical family unit seeking wholesome and clean stand up comedy. Suitable for everyone, NOGL creates safe and suitable entertainment for all age groups by using the available platforms of comedy, music, dance and other expressive forms of arts.☰ TICKET PURCHASE ☰
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Proof positive: for many people, the words ‘trial lawyer’ summon up negative stereotypes and jokes. Here, four trial lawyers describe how they disprove those portrayals.: An article from: Trial
This digital document is an article from Trial, published by Association of Trial Lawyers of America on July 1, 2004. The length o…
The threat from lawyers is no joke.: An article from: Executive Speeches
This digital document is an article from Executive Speeches, published by Executive Speaker Co. on June 1, 2004. The length of the…
Cut the lawyer jokes and encourage your kids.(Strictly Speaking): An article from: Wind Speaker
This digital document is an article from Wind Speaker, published by Aboriginal Multi-Media Society of Alberta (AMMSA) on September…
101 Witty Quotes About Lawyers
Lawyers… We love to hate them until we need them…Where there was a conflict, there’d always been a lawyer and the chances ar…

Apr
30

Jacksonville Area attorneys Run Gamut

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Jacksonville area attorneys run gamut from ethical to imprisoned
?I am a thief,? said Silkowski at his sentencing hearing 2010. ?I have disgraced my profession and gave credence to greedy lawyer jokes.? Silkowski is one of 33 Duval County lawyers who has lost the ability to practice law since the start of 2000.
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Jimmy Kimmel happy with his performance at WHCA's dinner
And if you don't have any guns, they would like to see you ask Attorney General Eric Holder to get some for you.? Kimmel explained that Jake Tapper wrote the joke. ?They say diplomacy is a matter of carrots and sticks,? Kimmel observed.
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