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May
19

Got Any Good Attorney Jokes

Question by Lady_S: Got any good attorney jokes???
I’m applying to law school right now, and I’ve wanted to be an attorney since I was 11 years old. I know attorneys have their stereotypes…”talkative, money-grubbing, sleazy, liars”, but I’m willing to join in the laughs.

Tell me some good attorney jokes!

Best answer:

Answer by Christopher H G
How go you know a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start..

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May
19

Got Any Good Attorney Jokes

Attorney Jokes
by dbking

Question by Lady_S: Got any good attorney jokes???
I’m applying to law school right now, and I’ve wanted to be an attorney since I was 11 years old. I know attorneys have their stereotypes…”talkative, money-grubbing, sleazy, liars”, but I’m willing to join in the laughs.

Tell me some good attorney jokes!

Best answer:

Answer by Christopher H G
How go you know a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start..

.

What do you think? Answer below!

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May
19

Qa How To Chose A

Question by jpiglet86: How to chose a good business lawyer?
I’m looking to start a business, but am not sure what to look for in a good business lawyer. I’m going to need help drafting letters in the hopes of gaining corporate assistance in starting the business.

But I’ve never needed a lawyer before and want to make sure I get a good one that hopefully won’t eat up the small budget that I have.

Any lawyers out there with any advice on the subject? I just want to make sure that my business idea stays mine and don’t want some shady lawyer that’s going to run off with my plan the minute they hear about it.

Thank you!

Best answer:

Answer by Ralph M
regarding forms, you can check allbusiness.com – they are priced, but you can get a partial preview or preview of the table of contents. you can get some ideas while reading it

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May
19

Have You Heard Any Good

Lawyer Jokes
by PugnoM

Have you heard any good lawyer jokes lately?

Article by Rahul Roy

Have you heard any good lawyer jokes lately? – Entertainment – Humor

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It is real fun to crack lawyer jokes among your friends. Specially when you are in some parties or some functions, you find lawyer jokes more entertaining. Comedians have their minds full of lawyer jokes.

It is often said that if you can’t laugh at yourself, you need to lighten up. In the case of lawyer jokes, you might be surprised that many lawyers find them funny as well.

When it comes to jokes, many suggest the lawyer jokes that can really bring a smile in your face. This may or many not be the case, but lawyer jokes certainly highlight the shadier characters in their business. Have you heard any good lawyer jokes lately? When searching “Lawyer Jokes” online, you will find nearly millions of lawyer jokes on the web. How about these jokes: A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, “Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.”The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passers by would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative. He would inscribe, “Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer.”That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark, “That’s Strange.” ———————–

A lawyer is sitting at the desk in his new office. He hears someone coming to the door. To impress his first potential client, he picks up the phone as the door opens and says, “I demand one million and not a penny less.” As he hangs up, the man now standing in his office says, “I’m here to hook up your phone.”

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A man who had been caught embezzling millions went to a lawyer. His lawyer told him, “Don’t worry. You’ll never go to jail with all that money? In fact, when the man was sent to prison, he didn’t have a penny.———————–

Lawyer jokes are always preferred to crack among the crowd. You can find lots more lawyer jokes here:http://www.jokesduniya.com/category/lawyer-jokes

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Rahul Roy is the webmaster providing hilarious jokes on web. Visit http://www.jokesduniya.com/category/lawyer-jokes for enjoying free lawyer jokeson web.

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May
19

New Kindle With Books Included

New Kindle with 1164 books INCLUDED & Wifi (part 1)

I have a new Kindle for sale for 5 that comes programed with 1164 books. Please see book list below. I also have an additional 200 books that can be programed onto the kindle. These books are all bought from Amazon.com and are around .00 per book. This is an AMAZING deal. You are getting over ,672 in Kindle books along with the Kindle itself. (the book list is too long to fit in this ad and books #601-1164 had to be taken out for space requirements, but are listed in the next craigslist ad labeled “New Kindle with 1164 books (part 2)) The kindle shown in the picture below is the exact kindle model that is being sold.

If you already own a Kindle, Nook, or Ipad you can purchase JUST the books without the Kindle for .00 and put them on your own device.

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May
19

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19

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May
19

New Kindle With Books Included

New Kindle with 1164 books INCLUDED & Wifi (part 1)

I have a new Kindle for sale for 5 that comes programed with 1164 books. Please see book list below. I also have an additional 200 books that can be programed onto the kindle. These books are all bought from Amazon.com and are around .00 per book. This is an AMAZING deal. You are getting over ,672 in Kindle books along with the Kindle itself. (the book list is too long to fit in this ad and books #601-1164 had to be taken out for space requirements, but are listed in the next craigslist ad labeled “New Kindle with 1164 books (part 2)) The kindle shown in the picture below is the exact kindle model that is being sold.

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1) Abagnale, Frank W – Catch Me If You Can

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May
19

Pr For People® Seattle Book

PR for People® Seattle Book Summit: The Book of the Future is Here!
Event on 2012-06-01 11:30:00
Seattle Book Summit: The Book of the Future is Here!
Friday, June 1st 11:30 am to 6:30 pm
Art Institute of Seattle, South Campus
2323 Elliot Avenue, Seattle, WA

Do you have a dream to write a book? Are you already following your dream and have written a book or two?

The Seattle Book Summit focuses on the business side of publishing and targets authors and publishers who need to learn more about publishing and promoting their books. Only authors and publishers who are sponsors, or are members of PR for People® are invited to exhibit and sell their books. Professional workshops will be offered in: Public Relations, Branding and Marketing, Social Media, Event Planning, E-book Overview, Book Cover Design and Layout, Information Technology, Licensing & Intellectual Property.

NYC’s top Comedian and author Wali Collins is our key note speaker. Please see his press kit at http://www.prforpeople.com/ynevano. It is important to note that Wali Collins is the founder of Y’NEVANO, Inc. which sells motivational devices, apparel and accessories that promote the Y’NEVANO brand.

Schedule
11:15am to 12noon Registration
12Noon to 12:30 – Opening with Key Note Speaker – Comedian and author Wali Collins
12:45 to 1:30 – Session 1 – Overview of Publishing Today
The state of the publishing industry. Should you seek a traditional publisher or self-publish? Is it best to go to market with an eBook first and a print version later? How has the book changed?
This panel is composed of publishers, publishing vendors, agents and editors.
1:30 to 2:15 Session 2 – Book Elements
What needs to happen before you publish? What are the different forms of editing? What are the different formats of electronic or print publishing? How to choose an editor? How to choose a publisher? Do you need an agent? Do you need a lawyer?
This panel is composted of publishers, editors, lawyers and agents.
2:30 to 3:15 – Session 3 – The Book Cover
Is it true that book covers sell books? Bring your book and get its cover design judged by a panel of experts. Critique of covers and advice on How to choose a cover that will make your book sell.
This panel is composed of graphic designers, branding, book design experts and publishers.
3:15 to 4:00 – Session 4 – Marketing opportunities
How do you build a community for your book? What tools do you use? How do you blend PR with Social Media and marketing? How do you know when it is time to hire a publicist?
This panel includes marketing strategists, publicists, social media experts and event planners.
4:00 to 4:45 – Session 5 – It's Not Wrong to Make Money in Publishing
The business of publishing focuses on the finer points of book distribution, in print and electronically, and some newer methods of book distribution. What are the intellectual property rights of authors and publishers? What possibilities do books have for brand extension and licensing? What are some other revenue streams?
This panel is composed of includes IP Attorneys, Licensing experts, and Distributors.
4:45 to 5:30 – Session 6 – Turning the page: The Book of the Future is Here
Beyond eBooks, now we can begin thinking about each book as a living community. What are the future trends in publishing? What are the new revenue streams for publishers and authors? What does product placement have to do with books?
This panel is composed of visionary experts and companies who can discuss book apps, widgets and new eBook interfaces.
5:30 to 6:30 – Reception – Cocktail party/mixer includes hors d’ oeuvres, beverages and wine. This is a great opportunity to mingle with other authors, publishers, and with business professionals and companies that serve the publishing industry.

Note: All sessions are 30 minute moderated panel discussions with 15 minutes Q&A

For more information see our Facebook event page: http://www.facebook.com/events/370881132954043/
Visit: www.prforpeople.com
E-mail: prforpeopleevents@gmail.com

Sponsors Include: Art Institute of Seattle, PR for People® and PublishNext!

at The Art Institute of Seattle
2323 Elliott Avenue
Seattle, United States

Marijuana Business Seminar in Los Angeles
Event on 2012-05-19 10:00:00
What you can expect to learn in the live seminar:

Starting a business in cannabis:
If you would like to start a Marijuana Dispensary, Non-Profit Collective, Marijuana Delivery Service, Marijuana Co-op and Marijuana Grow Operation, these classes are for you. Learn from expert lawyers that help people start Medical Marijuana Dispensaries and Non-Profit Medical Marijuana Collectives everyday. (Seminars in other states cover that state's medical marijuana laws).

Objective #1: State Specific Medical Marijuana Laws & Operator Requirements to Start a Business
Objective#2: Decide what type of business to start, compare different types of careers.
Objective #3: Create step-by-step plan to start your business.

Marijuana business licenses.
Marijuana business permits and other marijuana business paper work needed.
Where is the best locations to open your business.
What to write and what not to write on business application and where to go.
Not for Profit, "C" Corporation and Non-profit Mutual Benefit Corporation options.
Difference between Medical Marijuana Business and Agricultural Marijuana Business.
We'll answer the question "How will I make money if it's a non-profit?"
How to facilitate transactions.
Bookkeeping and paying taxes.
General Liability Insurance to cover your business and crop.
Merchant account services for your business.
Pros and Cons of retail, delivery and grow operations.
Advertising strategies.
How much money is needed to start.

You will also get (all forms are necessary to run your business):

California Non-Profit Collective form (you need this to get in business).
Marijuana Collective "Membership Agreement".
"Authorization to Transport" medical marijuana.
"Authorization to Cultivate" medical marijuana.

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May
18

Most Famous Haunted Houses

Most Famous Haunted Houses

Until now, a haunted house has stirred up deep scares among people, especially kids around the world regardless of any culture, religion and environment. It can not be denied that a haunted house stays in mind, even in sight at least once in everyone\’s life. Ghosts have wandered inside and outside such obsessed houses during the past decades, even centuries. It\’s so amazing that terrifying houses are often ancient and magnificent castles with terrible events. Below is the list of most famous haunted houses all over the world.